turklet:

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever

(via vanilla-bliss)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

(via madvillainy-lex)

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(via madvillainy-lex)